Some inspired writing on my part. I got a speeding ticket because I missed a speed limit sign on a scenic back road Aspen to Denver what a bastard the cop was he had only one thing in mind and that was take my money or throw me in jail on any charge he could come up with. They have created a system that encourages you to pay the money rater than risk fighting the speeding ticket it has the feel of being unconstitutional as a tax imposed without voter approval, basically why we fought the British tyranny, we need a Boston style tea party for this!
The shame of this is that he positions himself in one of the prettiest vistas in Colorado. A purpose build speed trap sic Cash machine for the Colorado Department of Revenue.
I drive a Aspen to Denver shuttle and I was enjoying the ride immensely until this butt head with a flattop and a big gun asserted his right to harass drivers in the name of the law.
Dear Cur,
I was enjoying the view and missed the speed limit sign, even so, following the spirit of the law, I was driving in a reasonable and prudent manner for the conditions, then you scared the hell out of me and the two cars that were tailgating me as I was driving so slow, with your NASCAR inspired winners doughnut, complete with rooster tailed dust cloud, to catch me before I had a chance to out run you with my underpowered, lumbering SUV on a road that leads to nowhere, with no escape routes possible for many, many miles and intimidated me with your gun , bad haircut, and surly professionalism , (not to mention your bad breath, which would be unprofessional on my part to mention), and took my money right there in your speed trap on the top of Watson s Pass, no I am not going to fight the speeding ticket but as a member of the forth estate, I damn sure am going to remind everyone what you really represent.
Have a Nice Day!
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